An asteroid is on its way to Earth, a collision seems possible, this news moves the internet and brings us to today's topic. Harold.
Dear people, this is Harald, one of what he believes to be the leading experts on the end of the world. After all, he always said at school “It will end badly.” At the time, he deliberately kept quiet about when and how. In general, Harald is a pretty reserved guy, but when he doesn't start talking, he's unstoppable. Then he talks and talks, preferably about things he has just read and he reads a lot of Harald. Preferably on Facebook, where there is always a two-liner that anticipates the entire content. You don't have to wade through pages of text to get to the result, just a couplet and a little common sense are enough, says Harald, and he has a lot of that, i.e. the couplets.
Harald has this in common with many users, which he probably also has in common with many, he shares posts without reading through the entire content, why should he? See explanation above. In general, he started devouring doomsday theories in his childhood; he has a penchant for catastrophes, but if you see him next to his wife, you would think that she had the penchant more than he did.
Ever since he was a young child and read about the meteorite impact that presumably brought about the end of the dinosaurs, he has been fascinated by the demise of entire populations. Volcanic eruptions Pompeii, Krakatoa, tsunamis, earthquakes, everything is great, the potential eruption of the super volcano under Yellowstone National Park, a dream for Harald, even if it could mean his own end, yes but helloo: at least he would be there live, could see his children... No, Harald, you couldn’t. But the absolute top hammer for him would be a real, physical one (no, not the real physical one and not a loaf of bread either, not even the only real, physical, loaf of Bernd, the bread), so a real physical meteorite impact with real oomph.
Everyone is running, saving, escaping, only Harald has climbed to the highest point in the city, so on the flat land he would be standing on his garbage can, stretching his arms wide open towards the sky and screaming triumphantly to the startled masses: “I've got it for you always said! I was the first to know!” There is a rumbling in the sky, that very same one, the sky, is darkening, the rumbling is getting brighter, shriller, the sky is still darker, it is almost Kuhnnacht, the shriller rumbling is becoming even shriller, it is turning into a bright whirring and then finally it's time... Pop, Harald fell out of bed full of euphoria, but the dream was just great, strangely enough it's still whirring, then suddenly he falls silent, in the truest sense of the word, with one fell swoop his wife swept the alarm clock off the bedside table. "If you don't get a new alarm clock soon, this one is annoying." She buries her head back into the pillow, knowing full well that he would jump out of bed full of hope for today's end of the world (at some point it will happen on today!) and start with his “morning exercise”, unfortunately his athletic ability is very limited, so that his movements, which seem to him to be graceful, remind you more of a pregnant sea cow in wind force 12 and pregnancy exercises, which shows the different perception of each individual .
Enough about Harald's family circumstances, why am I even telling you about Harald? Now Harald is convinced that he knows everything about it, since he has been talking about the end of the world since he was little. Nostradamus, Baba Wanga, the Bible Code (he even read the Davinci Code by mistake, but halfway through he realized that the title had completely led him astray), the Revelation of John, at a young age he missed them all, He can recite them naked on the church tower at 3 a.m. and that's exactly why he is who he is and what he is and what he thinks he is. We've already clarified at the beginning what he thinks he is, he thinks he's the leading expert on the end of the world, long before the Vogons. But since he already knows them all, even the ones that are still unknown today, he already knows them and as soon as they appear on the Internet with their two-liners indicating their content, our mental single-celled organism can immediately assign them to one that it has long known, or even several, based on the two-liners – he likes to say and I can quote him verbatim “It’s like nipples, know one, know all.”
He is also one of the many self-confessed and practicing non-readers and nevertheless sharers. Just like the last asteroid that was widely announced on the Internet. He has distributed the article in all the networks he knows, but what sets him apart from the broad masses of non-readers and sharers is that he doesn't sit in the basement whimpering with his head between his knees, nor does he strain to watch the sky with his binoculars, he's besieged Not even Stonehenge, everything is as normal as it can be for Harald, only his garbage can is now in the middle of the driveway.
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