Well, who of you is in groups on Facebook? Such great groups where people give each other tips and these are discussed until the end comes answers to questions that were not asked? ?
Tips that no one needs, but that feel like they come from 1,000 different self-proclaimed experts. Well, because it's Friday and because it's always amusing, we present here (author unknown) the typical course of discussions in groups on Facebook:
User 1: “Hello, can someone help me? I'm looking for a good restaurant with my family.”
User 2: “Why do you want to go to a restaurant?”
User 1: “Because we’re hungry?”
User 3: “Better buy something at the supermarket!”
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User 1: “But why, I’m looking for a good restaurant?”
User 2: “Yes, but cooking yourself is always better!”
User 3: “My talk!”
User 4: “My goodness, she just wants to know where there is a good restaurant!”
User 5: “Learn German first!”
User 1: “first time!”
User 5: “These are my favorites – ask for help here and then turn on others!”
User 6: “Really hey, it's getting worse here. I've been to good restaurants and you still pooped in your diapers!"
User 1: “Then tell me where I can find a good one?”
User 5: “I wouldn’t do it if I were him!”
User 2: “You still haven’t written to me what exactly you’re looking for in a restaurant???”
User 1: “Something Italian, or something.”
User 7: “What do you mean by Italian?”
User 1: “Yes, pizza or pasta?”
User 9: “You already know that pizza and pasta make you fat, right?”
User 4: “Yes, my dear, she just wants to know a good restaurant!”
User 7: “You stay out of it, bum!”
User 4: “Look at you, asshole!”
User 1: “Can’t anyone help me now?”
User 12: “Stop rushing, okay? I also have something else to do other than answer questions from newbies!”
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User 1: “Then why are you answering?”
User 13: “You think you’re really smart, don’t you?”
User 1: “No, not at all, I was just asking for a good restaurant!”
User 2: “So I was in an Italian restaurant 10 years ago, but I don’t think it exists anymore!”
User 1: “How did you find that?”
User 2: “Did anyone recommend me?”
User 1: “Just like that?”
User 10: “Why don’t you search on Google???”
User 1: “Because I thought I would find out more here beforehand?”
User 15: “The best Italian is on Sylt anyway!”
User 17: “Yeah, I was there once too… it couldn’t be better!”
User 1: “So no one can recommend a good restaurant to me?”
User 15: “No, but there is also pasta and frozen pizza upstairs at Edeka!”
User 1: “But I live in ****, I don’t have a car with me and I can’t walk and carry things so well anymore…”
User 18: “Then you’re in the wrong place!!!”
User 5: “Exactly!”
User 1: “Why?”
User 17: “This is the **** group, if you have problems with walking and carrying, register in a health forum!!!”
Admin: “This thread has been locked and user 1 blocked because of spam, no further entries are possible!”
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