Ministry of Health confirms: This body fluid was found in a McDonald's burger!
This is the title of the website “Neuestens.de” and shows a recreated video in which a female voice reads the following text:
Ministry of Health confirms: This body fluid was found in a McDonald's burger!
McDonald's always scares people with frightening ingredients in their burgers. But this discovery, made by the Ministry of Health, really tops everything. A woman found semen from two different men in her McChicken burger.
31-year-old Lisa Klein was eating at McDonald's with her friends when she tasted something strange instead of mayonnaise: the taste of male sperm. She said she recognized the taste because she would give her husband oral pleasure every now and then. Since the manager of the restaurant didn't want to help her and just said they couldn't completely monitor their employees, she contacted the Ministry of Health and sent a sample of the strange-tasting mayonnaise to the responsible authority. And indeed: It was confirmed that sperm from two different men were found - unbelievable. And if that wasn't terrible enough, two weeks later Lisa noticed red blisters in her mouth. She immediately went to a doctor, who told her the terrible news of herpes. One of the two men who masturbated into the mayonnaise actually infected her with a sexually transmitted disease.
Crazy – can you believe that? What were the two men thinking, deceiving their customers like that?
Incomprehensible!
You have to let it melt in your tongue or in your brain, Lisa Klein can taste sperm from the mixture of a McChicken. You can already tell from the introduction where the journey is going, it is a real hoax, one of the false reports that have persisted on the Internet for years and are often brought out again.
Lisa Klein's actual name is Lisa McDowell and she comes from Michigan, but otherwise the story is identical, right down to the oral sex - although Lisa McDowell limits it to birthdays and Christmas.
Both have sent in their sample and at this point the German variant is mentally floundering, they talk about the Ministry of Health, but in our case we first turn to the health department with something like this. The ministry would also refer you there.
The confirmation, if at all, would come from the health department. We would like to give the Lisas credit for notifying the authorities of their initial suspicions, because otherwise the office tests for all sorts of coli bacteria, salmonella or other pathogens that can cause mischief in food.
So if the Lisas didn't ask the office to review their taste, the office won't have confirmed anything to that effect. ( www.hoax-slayer.com , www.snopes.com )
Then there would still be herpes, but that is transmitted through direct contact with the diseased part of the body and not through sperm or other body fluids. (Source: beyond-herpes.org ).
Hoax from the 1980s
According to hoay-slayer.com, the hoax can be traced back to the 1980s, some of it just lasts a little longer and will definitely come back to us and you from other sources soon.
Yes, we are thinking of a certain side, if we are right we will announce it with an amused “WE THOUGHT IT”. Until then, we wish everyone who likes to go to McDonald's and the like bon appetit.
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